Jizev

Pat Corden June 24, 2019

With some time to kill we headed off into the mountains to catch some classic Tajikistan views. Turns out here are more impressive mountains here than you could shake a stick at.

Khorog

Pat Corden June 24, 2019

We just wanted to be in the mountains. But with no idea about what was possible we felt trapped in Dushanbe. We were getting restless and just needed to make a decision. So we bit the bullet and decided to travel halfway across Tajikistan to Khorog, the heart of the Pamirs.

The Ending Summer: Indonesia

Pat Corden June 5, 2019

‘The best surfer is the one having the most fun…’ and thank f*** for that because that’s all I really got going for me.’ On that note, I wasn’t chasing hollow barrels in 1 foot reefy water, but I was on the hunt for long fat waves with slow take-offs. I found exactly that and more and spent months in the water.

Island Life: The Philippines

Pat Corden May 26, 2019

Mylene and I approached the Philippines in much the same way that Lachie, Scott and myself approached South America. Completely unplanned, somewhat unprepared, and utterly ready to wing it. Turns out it works pretty well.

Castaways: Playa Chica

Pat Corden March 17, 2019

One month into the Mexico Surf Safari and there hadn't really been all that much surf. There was some safari, but it had resulted in one of our two stallions being sent to the wrecks after only a week. However, as New Years approached, it looked like the game of hide and seek with the surf gods was over.

The Dumbest Thing: Salar de Uyuni to Sucre

Pat Corden August 12, 2018

We had good intentions for Sucre, we really did. We were going to lay low and rest after a few months on the road while Lachie healed and we got some much needed Spanish lessons. The reality was somewhat different. Scott and I DJ’ed at the local party hostel and subsequently snagged ourselves volunteering jobs running their parties. We also found ourselves in the role of translators for hikes run by the hostel and got a gig photographing a proposal.

Road Closed: Because We Didn't Learn the First Time

Pat Corden June 5, 2018

With our spirit of adventure still alive and strong, and our intelligence little improved, we headed off on a closed road through deserts and over mountains for the second time in two weeks. Only this time we sought some local advice first – “Don't do it. It's very difficult. It's very dangerous. There are lots of somethings.” Well, it was very difficult. And dangerous. We found out what the somethings were. It ended with Lachie in hospital.

The Longest Shortcut

Pat Corden May 29, 2018

With 8 litres of water, half a kilo of rice and three carrots, we weren't exactly prepared for two days riding across a desert. But in our defence, we had no idea that's what we were getting ourselves into.

Our Secret Cave: Argentina Provides

Pat Corden May 24, 2018

After being stuck in a cold rinse cycle for three days at Pichilemu it was time to put ourselves out to dry in the Argentinian desert. The only catch was that we had no guarantee Scott and Pat would be able to leave the country with their motorbikes.

Tattoos and Techno: Santiago

Pat Corden May 7, 2018

To be honest, until now we don’t think we’ve really lived up to our name ‘dumbthings’. But don’t worry, this week in Santiago we had a red hot crack at rectifying this problem. We had to have our motorbikes fixed twice, were woken up by the police at 2am, Scott kindly donated his wallet to a stranger, and Pat finished up a nice family dinner by getting a homemade tattoo. But you know, all’s well that ends well.

Sayonara Hitchhiking: The Road to Santiago

Pat Corden April 30, 2018

At a petrol station just out of Auckland, we asked a truck driver if we could hitch a ride with him. His response, “Just take a bus, it’s quicker, it’s safer and it’s not going to cost you much.”

Three months and a few thousand miles later, we've learnt a new language, made friends we'll remember when our hair has turned grey, and been reminded of the generosity that exists in the world if only you’re open to it.

Patagonia's Hidden Gem: The Huemul Circuit

Pat Corden April 4, 2018

With three Dutchies we'd met 12 hours previously we set off on what was to be five days of ‘the unprepared in the unknown’. We took on 100+ km/h winds over mountain passes, zip lined over rapids, took shelter for 36 hours in a little mountain Refugio and had our minds blown by the indescribable beauty and solitude of the Patagonian Icefield

Fitz Roy (3 of 25).jpg — **DESOLATE ROADS TO ICONIC PEAKS**

**MT. FITZ ROY**

Desolate Roads to Iconic Peaks: Mount Fitz Roy

Pat Corden March 24, 2018

After getting another glimpse of Southern Patagonia on the Cabo Froward trek, it was time to start the jaunt up North in search of higher peaks and wider valleys. What we got was desert roads, a lost passport and three days of hiking bliss.

Cabo Froward

Pat Corden March 14, 2018

With three days to complete the six-day hike, we fought again time, tides and Pacha Mama (Mother Nature) herself. Read on to hear the story of this gruelling 72km hike to the southernmost point of continental South America.

Dientes De Navarino

Pat Corden February 26, 2018

The excitement in our bellies roared as we watched an epic sunrise over the Andes from our plane to Punta Arenas in southern Patagonia. Our excitement was dampened only slightly as the wheels of the plane screeched on the runaway when we realised we had no place to stay, not a single Chilean peso and Spanish literacy comparable to a goat.